The Truth Thus Far


I ate a fish ovary… yea i know
December 7, 2008, 6:38 pm
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SNOW!
SNOW!

Today was officially the first snow. I love it…for now. Snow and I have that kind of relationship. It’s cool for about  a week, and then I’m over it. I also love it because it means it’s not quite as cold out…

Anyway, On Friday I spent the day not giving a shit and saying goodbye to all of last semesters little brats. I’m so glad to see some of them graduate and go to the middle school, but also a little scared that I’ll hafta teach some of my younger students again this semester. I bought donuts for one class, and they said to me, “50C Teacher, you’re cheap. You bought Dunking and not Krispy Kreme!” I wanted to punch a few.

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Hello, Soldier!

Cute?

Hey there, Soldier! ;)
uThis weekend I went to Suwon, again…for a couple of reasons (or shall we say Koreans) actually. First, I was set to meet Sung Min at his military base. I was a little nervous that his English speaking skills would make it too difficult for us to communicate, and so I backed a box of Dunkin Doughnuts to try and keep him occupied during my stay. Suwon is a good 2 hours subway ride away, then a 20 minute wait for a cab at Suwon station, and finally a 20 minute cab ride ($8) to the base. When I arrived all I could see was two heavily armed soldiers in their camo military coats and a almost dilapidated white house. Following Sung Min’s directions, I hesitantly entered the building to see before me some shabby, granny-looking curtains and a dozen or so families gathered with their home-sick sons for a quick weekend visit. To the right of me was a small desk, seated at it was one soldier. I pointed to my piece of paper with Sung Min’s name on it and the guy behind the counter took my passport and tried avoiding eye contact with me. He quickly called his English speaking solider friend (who was followed by a few eager soldiers, excited to see a foreigner for the first time in years) to ask me a few basic questions. All of them marveled as they read my the name I’d written on the piece of paper in front of them, they read my english name…they giggled a little. Then they looked at me like they wanted to ask a question but were far too afraid. “Nevermind,” they laughed bashfully, and turned away.

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The girl who spends too much…
My New Coat! Yay Winter!

My New Coat! Yay Winter!

So I got paid on Monday. YAY! I was dissapointed to be reminded that my hagwon takes out 200,000 won for the first 2 months for some apartment fee. BOOO! On top of that tomorrow I’ll be transferring half of my check to my parents to cover student loans, credit card fees, and to pay back Brazil. This responsible adult thing is not sitting well with me. So expensive. On top of that I’ve got a cell phone bill coming and my utilities bills. Apparently you can not pay for like 3 months before they turn anything off…I’m not saying I’m going to explore that option…I’m just saying. The worst part is that I found this great little shop called Commonwealth something. It’s just the kind of shop that I love. The kind you’d find in Lil’ 5 in Atlanta. I spent 100 bucks there. I know I know. I don’t even have any money. But there was this dress on Friday and this jacket Today…and okay no excuses. But really I was pursuaded by the supurb English of the girl behind the counter. I think we’ll end up partying together.

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HAPPY PEPERO DAY
November 11, 2008, 4:44 am
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Pepero Sticks!

Pepero Sticks!

I don’t know much about it except that it’s a genius marketing ploy by the Pepero company. Apparently 11/11 looks like Pepero sticks, and so everyone gives away a crap ton of Pepero on the day.  It can be romantic (as many of the boxes are shaped as hearts, etc), but you can also give it to friends, coworkers, anyone…. Some of my students said they’d bring me some either today or Wednesday so I’m pretty excited because Pepero is frickin delicious. Ne way. I’m copying and pasting what Wikipedia said below…

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미첬어! (Crazy). Never leaves my head.
November 11, 2008, 4:39 am
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I can’t go one block without hearing some shop, stand, car, etc blasting this song. I must admit is really really catchy and I find myself singing it all day…but enough is enough…pleeeease let something else become popular soon!

and my stupid students got “Kissing You” by SNSD (or Girl’s Generation)… It’s kind of a stupid song but the chorus always takes over my brain. The overcrowded, over plastic surgeried (if thats even a word) teeny boppers are loathed by a majority of my students for being too fake…but that doesnt stop them from singing that song in class. AHHH!



“I love black people skin!”
Yes We Did!

Yes We Did!

Wa, 50CS Teacher! Waaaa! As my students would say to show their disapproval (generally only used when I’m singing or telling a bad joke). Now I’m saying WA! because I’ve really dropped the ball lately on this whole updating thing. I have been a little busy, but no excuses. Mostly I’m just too lazy. Hmm…so what’s happened recently.

Well…I now have a least a little faith in my county. OBAMA F’in DID IT! I stayed up all night checking his stats, and woke up early in the morning to watch some election madness. Only I was disappointed because they were playing some stupid children’s cartoon on AFN (American Forces Network), the only channel that is completely in English. I screamed a little and spent an hour trying to find somewhere to watch the election stuff online. I finally settled for the constant refreshing of CNN.com. I was pleased with what I saw. Finally at about 11am AFN started playing ABC news. By about 12:50 Korea time I was told that Obama was my new president. I screamed so loud I’m sure I worried the neighbors. I cried every time they showed a Black person on television, and I started feeling a bit homesick. No one to scream with. No one could really understand my feelings. I’m the only Black teacher at my hagwon (i think…although their may or may not be a black/korean guy in my office), and one of a few Americans. I instantly called Falco and we screamed together a bit.

It was such an emotional day. I contemplated calling in sick to work…taking a “YAY! Black people!” day, but in the end I just toughed it out. It was nice though, because all of the kids were so excited that Obama won. Since I was Black they made it a point to bring it up every moment of the day. “Jenny teacher, I love Black people skin. You…Obama. Yay! Black people!” or as one 7 year old said “Obama win. Black people sooo happy.” The general mood in S. Korea is that Obama winning is absolutely a good thing. As my kids told me, Mccain is bald. They don’t dig the baldies too much here. But many are worried about Obama’s proposed Open Trade policy with Korea. They live off of their exports, and if those drop then they are in trouble. Personally I think they’ll be f***ed for a while, but in the long run a strong American economy is best for them too. But then again…what do I know.

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I’ll Eat You Up
October 24, 2008, 8:25 pm
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So this is a really quick post actually. I’ll update more on the haps as soon as its not 5:20am- probably Sunday after I’ve finished my all night movie fest with my new best friend, Dae Hyuk (Danny), and after dinner with Won Seok (Tony).

So BOA finally released her new English single, “Eat You Up”. It is MUCH (or muchee in Konglish) better than I thought…and man…girl can dance. Sometimes her accent is a little annoying, and I’m not saying the song will be a hit by any means, but its not retarded…like some non-Asian/K-pop lovers might just enjoy it a little. But really check out home gurls dancin’….looks like some ish from America’s Best Dance Crew…